#you little shits #shithead princes #pair of brothers one blond one dark #odin is sekretly proud his kids are more OP #hot bros #timeline probably doesn’t make sense #donut curr i draw wat i want #artists gonna art #who do you think started the fight #dont fight a baby with slicked back hair #dat baby gangsta #and then jane showed thor this movie called hobbit #i against my brother, my brother and i against strangers #thor is like u want summa dis #donut call my brother a weirdo imma cut u #fili is like u a fukin witch omfg #y is there even a principals office they donut go to the same school #how interesting that Fili Kili Thorin Thrain Gandalf are all names from Norse mythology
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
One other note here: the ear smash should be done with cupped hands. You want to maximize the difference in air pressure between the outer and inner ears. Popping both the attacker’s eardrums will give him/her something else to think about, believe me.
Reblogging with the added note that if you practice the movements every now and again to embed them into your muscle memory, it helps. Preferably with a partner, but be careful! You don’t want to hurt the partner. ;) (I assume.)
If you find yourself saying, “I have no right to be sad; I have a home and enough to eat and a warm bed and good health….”
Yes, there is sorrow in the world. But don’t use others’ misfortune as a stick to beat yourself in your own discontent. This is the last resort of someone who doesn’t believe she deserves to be happy.
Dream big. Find what makes you happy, and pursue it as you would food and warmth. You deserve it. And if you don’t, then do what it takes to become worthy of it.
Listen to her, guys. She was (and still is) one of the guiding stars of my youth.
a bunch of moms are making letters+audio recordings of affirming, validating letters to queer/trans* people who don’t get that kind of support from their moms
i would say more about it but
im kind of busy in this puddle of tears on the floor so
In case any of my followers don’t have this kind of support from home…
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
this deserves a million notes omfg
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
less mangst too (ok i just don’t like the fact that batman is super rich and goes around punching villains like can u not use your money to improve people’s lives so they don’t become villains in the first place, spending all your money on gadgets and beating people up vigilante-style is a poor use of your wealth)
And can anyone name any Black Widow villains?
Because when she deals with her enemies, she deals with them.
Natasha Romanova punches her fears in the face.
While I agree with the majority of this (Natasha is amazeballs, and I prefer her to Bruce Wayne any day oh gods if I were to ever start on Bruce…), um.
Yes, I can name Black Widow villains. Most recently, Leonid Novokov (technically going for her to get to somebody else, but like hell is he not a Black Widow villain), but the list goes back a long way, and they do come back to get to her, sometimes cutting her open and leaving her to bleed and have surgery without the chance for anaesthetic…
And that’s ignoring the fact that Black Widow was a villain. She started out making Clint Barton thoughtlessly in love with her, so she could manipulate him into killing Tony Stark. And she did it masterfully.
Anyway. If we’re going to admire the awesome lady, let’s not cut off great big swaths of her history, all right?
A portuguese word.
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