Even in the darkness every color can be found...


I'm the Witch. You're the world...

I'm the hitch. I'm what no-one believes.
I'm the witch!

Ask me anything

crystalshard:

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

That ‘making love in a canoe’ one is a Monty Python reference.

Tagged: reblogstoriesanecdotensfwhumor

Source: huffy-lemon

sebastian and anthony being actual 12 year olds [x]

Tagged: imagesgifsactors: anthony mackieactors: sebastian stanhumor

Source: ostucky

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

… the only difference with me is that I don’t even try most of these… and the wind reality is pretty much my (much loved) expectation…
(I’m strange.)

Tagged: imagesartHairhumor

Source: c-cassandra

  • how to stop time: kiss
  • how to travel in time: read
  • how to escape time: music
  • how to feel time: write
  • how to waste time: social media

Tagged: rebloghumortime

Source: f-abulush

If Each Zodiac Sign Were a Thing in Nature, a Natural Disaster, and a Country

locks-of-ginger:

Aries would be a desert. As a natural disaster, it would be a forest fire. As a country, it would be Australia. 

Taurus would be a garden. As a natural disaster, it would be a famine. As a country, it would be Spain. 

Gemini would be the weather. As a natural disaster, it would be a tornado. As a country, it would be Sweden. 

Cancer would be a rainbow. As a natural disaster, it would be a flood. As a country, it would be Italy. 

Leo would be a sunny beach. As a natural disaster, it would be a deadly heat wave. As a country, it would be Jamaica. 

Virgo would be a thick forest. As a natural disaster, it would be an epidemic. As a country, it would be Brazil. 

Libra would be a clear blue sky. As a natural disaster, it would be a wind storm. As a country, it would be Japan. 

Scorpio would be the volcano. As a natural disaster, it would be the apocalypseAs a country, it would be Iceland. 

Sagittarius would be a bonfire. As a natural disaster, it would be a sandstorm. As a country, it would be France.  

Capricorn would be a wheat field. As a natural disaster, it would be an earthquake. As a country, it would be India. 

Aquarius would be the northern lights. As a natural disaster, it would be a meteor landing. As a country, it would be Russia. 

Pisces would be a coral reef. As a natural disaster, it would be a tsunami. As a country, it would be Thailand. 

Tagged: astrologyhumor

Source: locks-of-ginger

iamawinrar:

chaoticbanter:

myfriendscallmekazzy:

sizvideos:

How Gamers Eat Their Food - Video

FUCKING CRYING

THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT 

lmfao holy shit. Max Payne and Hitman are on point.

Tagged: imagesgifscrackyoutubehumor

Source: sizvideos

sharkolympics:

this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

Tagged: imagesphotographyactorsbeautyhumor

Source: nomedarisa

fororchestra:

Dad leaves misspelled notes, son leaves replies

fororchestra:

Dad leaves misspelled notes, son leaves replies

Tagged: imageshumor

Source: fororchestra

Tagged: imagesgifscap 2humor

Source: wintersaviour

mediaite:

Hugh Jackman gives Neil Patrick Harris a shout-out during his Tony Awards opening monologue

Tagged: imagesgifshumoractors: hugh jackmanactors: neil patrick harris

Source: mediaite.com

Tagged: imagesmacroscrossovershumortv: star trektv: babylon 5

Source: cristinaellery

infinityeverchanging:

lazylunatic:

novakian:

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

This entire post is golden

it has returned.

Tagged: reblogtumblr-landSexual Educationhumoramazing

Source: novakian

Stereotypical Anime Roles By Zodiac Sign.

  • Aries: The determined, optimistic and hot-headed protagonist.
  • Taurus: The big brother "sempai" protective sidekick.
  • Gemini: The laid-back comic relief pervert.
  • Cancer: The stoic, cold character with a tragic romantic history.
  • Leo: The boastful, egocentric antagonist with dramatic entrances/exits.
  • Virgo: The nervous, obsessive-compulsive character who looks great in glasses.
  • Libra: The single guy caught in a harem anime.
  • Scorpio: The outwardly playful companion with a secret, sinister agenda revealed in a dark plot twist.
  • Sagittarius: The loud-mouthed idiot from Osaka.
  • Capricorn: The intense kendo team captain.
  • Aquarius: The popular, yet emotionally detached school idol.
  • Pisces: The mysterious and shy character with psychic/telepathic abilities.

Tagged: rebloghumorastrology

Source: skullaluna

kittastica:

pewterkat:

american-eater:

iswearimnotnaked:

fuckdad:

talesof4chan:

Average Day on /g/

wow.


only i could fuck this up


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

That’s some intense trolling.

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever laid my eyes on

kittastica:

pewterkat:

american-eater:

iswearimnotnaked:

fuckdad:

talesof4chan:

Average Day on /g/

wow.

only i could fuck this up

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

That’s some intense trolling.

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever laid my eyes on

Tagged: imageshumorinteresting

Source: talesof4chan

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

kellerprocess:

nineprotons:

runicbasso:

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

I can neither confirm nor deny.

But don’t let the people on the internet fool you. We’re all smiles, here.

image

Did you know gators are always smiling?

Frankly, I’d be disappointed if I met someone from Florida and they turned out to NOT be a gator.

I would never lie to you, folks. I’m from Florida and I am a gator.

Tagged: rebloghumoryou know who you are

Source: rnaiden