Even in the darkness every color can be found...


I'm the Witch. You're the world...

I'm the hitch. I'm what no-one believes.
I'm the witch!

Ask me anything

keystonecougar:

cautioncat:

sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

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tastefullyoffensive:

Things I WOULD Wish Upon My Enemies [doghousediaries]

Previously: Part Two, Part One

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tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]

tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]

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tastefullyoffensive:

Part One [doghousediaries]

tastefullyoffensive:

Part One [doghousediaries]

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blithefool said: If I knew anything about any of your other OTP's I swear, I'd suggest someone else! But 'I’m not cut out for this.' feels very Rictor to me.

joasakura:

Mojoworld had exactly one redeeming feature in Rictor’s eyes: Shatterstar.

Very, very occasionally he included Longshot in that as well. But other than that, Mojoworld could have died in a fire and he would have been perfectly good with that.

He was less good with running for his life through fetid, suffocatingly humid alien swamps, mojo’s troops and rebels alike on his tail. He was especially less good with it, considering that asshole Spiral had decided to step in and instead of a 6’5” red-headed engine of destruction at his side, he had..

"Pew Pew! hee hee hee hee hee!" The bright-eyed, ginger toddler on his back laughed.

"I am SO not cut out for this shit." Ric moaned. As soon he got ‘Star back, he was going to make Spiral eat all of her arms.

Tagged: fanfictionhumorjulio richtershatterstar

georgetakei:

Wi-Fi Wars are a phenomenon peculiar to early 21st century Earth. My favorite is the Batcave saga, in five parts. See them all here: http://ohmyyy.gt/InGYj1

georgetakei:

Wi-Fi Wars are a phenomenon peculiar to early 21st century Earth. My favorite is the Batcave saga, in five parts. See them all here: http://ohmyyy.gt/InGYj1

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AGAMEMNON: im NEVER giving up my war prizes eat my SHIT
APOLLO: [lowers sunglasses] youre a little fuckboy arent you

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

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theenigmaofriversong:

Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip

That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.

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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

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romanimperial:

whatsayyousir:

teatray-inthesky:

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forever reblog

ALWAYS REBLOG.

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micheledesanta:

I mean, god knows you wouldn’t want to make Shatterstar jealous.

From X-Factor v3 #14, by Peter David and Pablo Raimondi

Tagged: imagescomicshumorjamie madroxjulio richter

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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

… I didn’t even realize. *regularly drags guys into Lush with her for shopping stuff*

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unwinona:

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

LET IT GO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

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