"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the ｡*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*｡. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME WITHOUT MY GLASSES IT IS EMBARRASSING GORSH
things that do not make you a man:
- genital configuration
things that do make you a man:
- inability to slay the witch-king of angmar
Almost snorted milk out of my nose.
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.
Its.. it’s just the ood.. I don’t even know.
steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)
Plot twist: they actually happened in another universe. (Not dinosaurs, but they did fight zombies…)
what have you unleashed
can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.
Stick-gods ~ Game Night
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
Everyone just stop
The string instrument fandom is hardcore.
just when you think it can’t get any better suddenly it does
The whole sorry saga of Sebastian Stan not being able to control his own mouth
Sorry, that came out very wrong
Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.
Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.
but when the party needed him most, he got sober.
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