Even in the darkness every color can be found...


I'm the Witch. You're the world...

I'm the hitch. I'm what no-one believes.
I'm the witch!

Ask me anything
deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

Tagged: reblogstorieshumor

Source: gaymerzone

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

Tagged: imagesgifsquotesmovies: airplanecrackhumor

Source: bates--motel

Tagged: imageshumorwindows

Source: screenshotsofdespair

fandomizing-always:

Music theater fan’s iTunes be like

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Source: fandomizing-always

optimysticals:

dorkilybeautiful:

armellin:

tiddly-pom:

insert-ideal-url-here:

digieggofbooty:

cowgirltits:

daunt:

bro-bots:

fabledquill:

this is
the cutest thing ever

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it
where are the vowels

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

They gave them to Hawaii.

Alright you wanna know what?
Welsh language is RIDICULOUS
We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.
Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.
Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.
The other half of our words are just ridiculous.
Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.
You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.
D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK
AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD
1 is un
2 is dau
3 is fucking tri what are we irish?
4 is pedwar
5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs
6 is fucking chwech what the fuck
7 is saith
8 is wyth what the fuck
9 is naw
10 is deg
WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?
FUCKING UN DEG UN
IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE
20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN
21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE
And fucking colours man
fucking colours
Pink is just pinc
WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC
DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE “YOURE DISTRACTED

AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

the welsh for jellyfish is pysgod wibbly wobbly i kid you not

I am always shocked eith the fact how all the Indo-European languages are connected!!! Because in Russian “three” would also be “tri” if you write it with English letters and I BET YOU THAT “cyfriddiadur” means smth like numbers caclulator because in Russian “Cyfri” means numbes!!!!! WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YES.  YES TO I-E LANGUAGES SHARING THINGS.  
I speak it not at all and only barely read it, but I love Welsh because it is a persistent fucking language.  It came into contact with Latin about two thousand years ago by way of invasion — meaning that lots of Welsh words are Cymrified Latin, just like a lot of words in languages from places that used to be part of the Empire have Latin origins — and then every other language on the Isle of Britain since (inc. French, pre-English Germanic dialects, various flavors of English) basically showed up and declared itself Way More Important.  
And Welsh just kept happening.  Even when a dominant English-speaking culture suppressed the ever-loving fuck out of it.
Lost vocabulary?  Dim ots.  Welsh orthography is awesome, myddyffycys.  And it makes for excellent jokes (e.g. the “Hello Dolly” joke in Mine All Mine). 
As for the matter of color, that’s a carryover from the way color is handled in the Celtic languages (e.g. differently — check out the word glas some time to have your mind blown). 

We used to joke that there aren’t many vowels in Welsh because the English put a tax on them, so they just added all the consonants as a f-you. Yes obviously it was happening long before that, but…

optimysticals:

dorkilybeautiful:

armellin:

tiddly-pom:

insert-ideal-url-here:

digieggofbooty:

cowgirltits:

daunt:

bro-bots:

fabledquill:

this is

the cutest thing ever

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it

where are the vowels

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

They gave them to Hawaii.

Alright you wanna know what?

Welsh language is RIDICULOUS

We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.

Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.

Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.

The other half of our words are just ridiculous.

Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.

You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.

D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK

AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD

1 is un

2 is dau

3 is fucking tri what are we irish?

4 is pedwar

5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs

6 is fucking chwech what the fuck

7 is saith

8 is wyth what the fuck

9 is naw

10 is deg

WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?

FUCKING UN DEG UN

IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE

20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN

21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE

And fucking colours man

fucking colours

Pink is just pinc

WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC

DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE “YOURE DISTRACTED

AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

the welsh for jellyfish is pysgod wibbly wobbly i kid you not

I am always shocked eith the fact how all the Indo-European languages are connected!!! Because in Russian “three” would also be “tri” if you write it with English letters and I BET YOU THAT “cyfriddiadur” means smth like numbers caclulator because in Russian “Cyfri” means numbes!!!!! WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YES.  YES TO I-E LANGUAGES SHARING THINGS.  

I speak it not at all and only barely read it, but I love Welsh because it is a persistent fucking language.  It came into contact with Latin about two thousand years ago by way of invasion — meaning that lots of Welsh words are Cymrified Latin, just like a lot of words in languages from places that used to be part of the Empire have Latin origins — and then every other language on the Isle of Britain since (inc. French, pre-English Germanic dialects, various flavors of English) basically showed up and declared itself Way More Important.  

And Welsh just kept happening.  Even when a dominant English-speaking culture suppressed the ever-loving fuck out of it.

Lost vocabulary?  Dim ots.  Welsh orthography is awesome, myddyffycys.  And it makes for excellent jokes (e.g. the “Hello Dolly” joke in Mine All Mine). 

As for the matter of color, that’s a carryover from the way color is handled in the Celtic languages (e.g. differently — check out the word glas some time to have your mind blown). 

We used to joke that there aren’t many vowels in Welsh because the English put a tax on them, so they just added all the consonants as a f-you. Yes obviously it was happening long before that, but…

Tagged: language dorkinghumor

infiniteviking:

AKA the song Roy used to sing under his breath until Alan was two seconds from putting his fist through the cubicle wall (again).

infiniteviking:

AKA the song Roy used to sing under his breath until Alan was two seconds from putting his fist through the cubicle wall (again).

Tagged: imageshumorprogrammingtruth

Source: gamer-hood.com

needstosortoutpriorities:

unclefather:

there are so many groots

FDSGAFDSLADSLKJ

needstosortoutpriorities:

unclefather:

there are so many groots

FDSGAFDSLADSLKJ

Tagged: imagesphotographyhumorraccoons

Source: 180mph

keystonecougar:

cautioncat:

sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

Tagged: imagesgifshumor

Source: sizvideos

tastefullyoffensive:

Things I WOULD Wish Upon My Enemies [doghousediaries]

Previously: Part Two, Part One

Tagged: imageshumor

tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]

tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]

Tagged: imageshumor

tastefullyoffensive:

Part One [doghousediaries]

tastefullyoffensive:

Part One [doghousediaries]

Tagged: imageshumor

Tagged: imagesgifstv: sleepy hollowichabod craneabby millshumorsass

Source: staystrong-and-be-a-reader

blithefool said: If I knew anything about any of your other OTP's I swear, I'd suggest someone else! But 'I’m not cut out for this.' feels very Rictor to me.

joasakura:

Mojoworld had exactly one redeeming feature in Rictor’s eyes: Shatterstar.

Very, very occasionally he included Longshot in that as well. But other than that, Mojoworld could have died in a fire and he would have been perfectly good with that.

He was less good with running for his life through fetid, suffocatingly humid alien swamps, mojo’s troops and rebels alike on his tail. He was especially less good with it, considering that asshole Spiral had decided to step in and instead of a 6’5” red-headed engine of destruction at his side, he had..

"Pew Pew! hee hee hee hee hee!" The bright-eyed, ginger toddler on his back laughed.

"I am SO not cut out for this shit." Ric moaned. As soon he got ‘Star back, he was going to make Spiral eat all of her arms.

Tagged: fanfictionhumorjulio richtershatterstar

georgetakei:

Wi-Fi Wars are a phenomenon peculiar to early 21st century Earth. My favorite is the Batcave saga, in five parts. See them all here: http://ohmyyy.gt/InGYj1

georgetakei:

Wi-Fi Wars are a phenomenon peculiar to early 21st century Earth. My favorite is the Batcave saga, in five parts. See them all here: http://ohmyyy.gt/InGYj1

Tagged: humortechnology

AGAMEMNON: im NEVER giving up my war prizes eat my SHIT
APOLLO: [lowers sunglasses] youre a little fuckboy arent you

Tagged: fanfictionmythologyhumor

Source: punkrockpatroclus