I’m so weak rn
I mean come on
the whole movie is gold
It’s just one pun after another
The movie is completely random and it’s amazing
someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.
"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"
Music theater fan’s iTunes be like
the cutest thing ever
it would be cuter if i could pronounce it
where are the vowels
what do the welsh do with vowels? D:
They gave them to Hawaii.
Alright you wanna know what?
Welsh language is RIDICULOUS
We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.
Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.
Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.
The other half of our words are just ridiculous.
Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.
You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.
D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK
AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD
1 is un
2 is dau
3 is fucking tri what are we irish?
4 is pedwar
5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs
6 is fucking chwech what the fuck
7 is saith
8 is wyth what the fuck
9 is naw
10 is deg
WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?
FUCKING UN DEG UN
IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE
20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN
21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE
And fucking colours man
Pink is just pinc
WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC
DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE “YOURE DISTRACTED
AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.
the welsh for jellyfish is pysgod wibbly wobbly i kid you not
I am always shocked eith the fact how all the Indo-European languages are connected!!! Because in Russian “three” would also be “tri” if you write it with English letters and I BET YOU THAT “cyfriddiadur” means smth like numbers caclulator because in Russian “Cyfri” means numbes!!!!! WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YES. YES TO I-E LANGUAGES SHARING THINGS.
I speak it not at all and only barely read it, but I love Welsh because it is a persistent fucking language. It came into contact with Latin about two thousand years ago by way of invasion — meaning that lots of Welsh words are Cymrified Latin, just like a lot of words in languages from places that used to be part of the Empire have Latin origins — and then every other language on the Isle of Britain since (inc. French, pre-English Germanic dialects, various flavors of English) basically showed up and declared itself Way More Important.
And Welsh just kept happening. Even when a dominant English-speaking culture suppressed the ever-loving fuck out of it.
Lost vocabulary? Dim ots. Welsh orthography is awesome, myddyffycys. And it makes for excellent jokes (e.g. the “Hello Dolly” joke in Mine All Mine).
As for the matter of color, that’s a carryover from the way color is handled in the Celtic languages (e.g. differently — check out the word glas some time to have your mind blown).
We used to joke that there aren’t many vowels in Welsh because the English put a tax on them, so they just added all the consonants as a f-you. Yes obviously it was happening long before that, but…
AKA the song Roy used to sing under his breath until Alan was two seconds from putting his fist through the cubicle wall (again).
blithefool said: If I knew anything about any of your other OTP's I swear, I'd suggest someone else! But 'I’m not cut out for this.' feels very Rictor to me.
Mojoworld had exactly one redeeming feature in Rictor’s eyes: Shatterstar.
Very, very occasionally he included Longshot in that as well. But other than that, Mojoworld could have died in a fire and he would have been perfectly good with that.
He was less good with running for his life through fetid, suffocatingly humid alien swamps, mojo’s troops and rebels alike on his tail. He was especially less good with it, considering that asshole Spiral had decided to step in and instead of a 6’5” red-headed engine of destruction at his side, he had..
"Pew Pew! hee hee hee hee hee!" The bright-eyed, ginger toddler on his back laughed.
"I am SO not cut out for this shit." Ric moaned. As soon he got ‘Star back, he was going to make Spiral eat all of her arms.
AGAMEMNON: im NEVER giving up my war prizes eat my SHIT
APOLLO: [lowers sunglasses] youre a little fuckboy arent you
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