Even in the darkness every color can be found...


I'm the Witch. You're the world...

I'm the hitch. I'm what no-one believes.
I'm the witch!

Ask me anything
captainhooker:

i have no idea why i drew this but im glad i did

captainhooker:

i have no idea why i drew this but im glad i did

Tagged: imagesfanarthumorsteve rogersbuckynatalia romanovasam wilson

Source: captainhooker

evilsoutherngentleman:


"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the 。*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*。. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME WITHOUT MY GLASSES IT IS EMBARRASSING GORSH

evilsoutherngentleman:

"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the *:★Kawaii Soldier★:*. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME WITHOUT MY GLASSES IT IS EMBARRASSING GORSH

Tagged: imagesFanarthumorcap 2bucky

Source: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas

dear friends, here is a brief psa

kittydesade:

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

Almost snorted milk out of my nose.

Tagged: rebloghumorlgbtauthors: john ronald reuel tolkien

Source: westerosbaptistchurch

hellotheremynameslucy:

theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.

Its.. it’s just the ood.. I don’t even know.

Tagged: imagesgifshumor

Source: just-mimimi

twerkinshield:

embracingthemadness:

steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)

Plot twist: they actually happened in another universe. (Not dinosaurs, but they did fight zombies…)

Tagged: humorcap 2steve rogersbucky

Source: frederdickchilton

mechinaries:

what have you unleashed

mechinaries:

what have you unleashed

Tagged: imagesFanartbuckyphil coulsoncap 2humor

Source: mechinaries

caloriqe:

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

omg

Tagged: rebloghumorwriting

Source: tacoposey

inonibird:

Stick-gods ~ Game Night

Tagged: imagesCartoonsanubishorusmythologyhumor

Source: inonibird

OHHHHHHH - Imgur

OHHHHHHH - Imgur

Tagged: imagesgifsmovies: avengershumorcrack

autumnyte:

yellowisahappycolor:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

Everyone just stop

The string instrument fandom is hardcore. 

autumnyte:

yellowisahappycolor:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

Everyone just stop

The string instrument fandom is hardcore. 

Tagged: humormusic

Source: fandombarf

thestraggletag:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

… but Renoir also has ballerinas…

Tagged: rebloghumorart

Source: cheekygeekymonkey

x

Tagged: rebloggifsactors: anthony mackieactors: sebastian stanhumor

Source: forassgard

itswalky:

just when you think it can’t get any better suddenly it does

Tagged: reblogFanarthumorcrossovers

Source: itswalky

superbuckybearears:

x & x

The whole sorry saga of Sebastian Stan not being able to control his own mouth

Tagged: rebloggifsInterviewshumoractors: sebastian stanactors: anthony mackie

Source: superbuckybearears

Sorry, that came out very wrong

Tagged: imagesgifsquotesfelicity smoaktv: arrowhumor

Source: peetaismyhero